When a man`s an empty kettle
he should be on his mettle
and yet, I`m torn apart.
Just because I`m presumin`
that I could be kinda human
If I only had a heart

Picture me... a balcony....
Above a voice sings low,
"Wherefore art thou, Romeo?"

I hear a beat....
...How sweet!

Just to register emotion,
Jealousy, Devotion,
and really feel the part.
I could stay young and chipper
And I`d lock it with a zipper
If I only had a heart.

From the motion picutre "The Wizard Of Oz" 1939